davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

(Source: sequinsandpeonies, via 18divine)

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via 18divine)

did-you-kno:

At just 22 years old, Italian artist Diego Fazo has developed the skill to create photo-realistic drawings using a simple charcoal pencil.

Source

That is why my phone has not been ringing. Oops.

Alone.

I don’t understand why there are so many dishes to do when I haven’t eaten anything except some pizza…yesterday. And Marcus and I only used two plates for that.

Ok, and I had some soup a couple days ago. For that I used a cup and a spoon. So why is the entire cupboard in the sink? Why?

Also, why are all my boyfriends ignoring me? There’s no way they all found out about each other. And I’ve been nice to them, so why hasn’t my phone rang all day?